Warning: This contains lots of complaining about things I shouldn't be complaining about XD
So after two years on DA, I finally decide to write a journal (which is weird because I'm pretty sure no one's listening. Except my other personalities, right Kashi? Yes, Kashi, I'm always listening.) I'm pretty sure this is some sort of achievement that promotes me from the horrors of DA noob-dom into the blissful land of the sortofmaybe more experienced deviants. Which makes me feel kind of bad. Why, you ask? Because I'm not writing because I'm sick of the horrors of DA noobiness, nor am I writing out of the goodness of my heart (What heart? Shut up, Kashi.) I'm afraid this is horrible amounts of horrible spam that you should only read if you find my pain entertaining. And I am spamming you darlings today because...*drum roll*
I'm so freaking cold right now it seems unfair to carry the pain alone D:.
It's not even normal cold, because I'm wearing three sweaters, two pairs of pants, and three pairs of socks, and I'm still pretty sure I'm going to die of hypothermia before morning rolls around (which might not be too bad considering I have school tomorrow...). To be fair, I only live in New Jersey, which is nothing like the Arctic Circle or Alaska (where Sarah Palin can see Russia from her back yard. Yes, it's so cold I'm becoming delirious and just made that joke. Lay off, guys). But if there's anything New Jersey can take a trophy for, it's our beautiful bipolar weather (no, darlings, it's not our bad driving or our lung cancer inducing cities, because we New Jersians never have any idea what you guys are talking about when you say things like that *Drives the wrong way down 287 and runs over 3 squirrels as I reach for inhaler*)
Anyway....
Here in New Jersey you can have almost all four seasons in a week. No joke. A week and a half ago, I played tennis in blazing heat, and now I'm bundled up in my winter coat. It actually probably isn't that cold outside, but my beautiful, thin walled house has a marvelous talent for reducing the temperature by 10 more degrees. Unless it's summer, then it increases temperature. And we can't turn on the heater because we can't figure out how. Great. I'm only 14 and I've already been left behind by modern technology. Maybe I'll go put on a wig, grab a cane, and start telling "them young whipper-schnappers about the good old days when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
...I think I'll stop talking now before I really plunge into the deep pool of crazy. Sorry for spamming you all. Now I must retreat back into my procrastination cave and muse about the days when I took my pet pterodactyl to school...
-Kashi
(PS. I'm so on topic. I know. It's because I'm awesome like that ;D)